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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The 10 Greatest Screaming Lines In Movie History

Most people really underestimate the power of screaming. People who scream a lot are the most successful people on this planet because they know how frightened most people are of screaming. If you learn to scream a lot, you can get anything you want in this world. Women use their screaming in a different way to get ahead in life but the principle idea is the same.


#10 "Get'em A Body Bag!" (The Karate Kid) - I think it's tragic that this lined isn't used more by sports announcers today. Granted, Marv Albert's "serves up the facial" is awesome" but every Lebron dunk should be followed by this mantastic sound bite.


#9 "Here's Johnny!" (The Shining) - It's a shame that this moment didn't lead to Jack Nicholson replacing Ed McMahon on the tonight show. Come to think of it, why the hell did Jack Nicholson never have his own late night talk show period.




#8 "I'm Tired Of These Mother F*cking Snakes On This Mother F*cking Plane!" (Snakes On A Plane) - One of the greatest screaming lines in the illustrious screaming career of Samuel L. Jackson.


#7 "Khaaaaan!" (Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan) - Next to his constant battle with space hemroids, this is the only time James T. Kirk ever lost his cool during his illustrious career as captain of the Starship Enterprise.


#6 "Give Me Back My Son!" (Ransom) - A screaming line so awesome that it made a lot of people go see one of Mel Gibson's worst movies ever.



#5 "This Is Sparta!" (300) - They should play this soundbite at every bar every single night at 1:00 am so the men can get re-energized to convince marginally attractive women to go home and sleep with them.



#4 "Yes They Deserve To Die And I Hope They Burn In Hell!" (A Time To Kill) - It's the screaming line that Samuel Jackson was born to say.'

#3 "I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore!" (Network) - I find screaming this line is extremely useful during moments of extreme constipation.



#2 "You Can't Handle Truth!" (A Few Good Men) - How appropriate is it that Jack Nicholson screamed this line to the master of Scientology.



#1 "Say Hello To My Little Friend!" (Scarface) - This is perfect line for almost any screaming situation unless you're a man who is about to engage in sexual activity with a woman.

29 comments:

  1. what about Rooby Rod (cris tucker) in 5th element? surely he deserves a nod for his screaming count down?

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  2. What about Darth Vader at the end of episode 3?

    NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  3. What About the line in BraveHeart when William Wallace is getting killed "Freedom" or "Good Morning Vietnam!"

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  4. "Show me the money" ?!!!

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  5. How about Gary Oldman's cry of "EVERYONE!!!" in "Leon the Professional"?

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  6. Also missing "SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!" from Pulp Fiction.

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  7. what about in a christmas story where that kids dad yells "NOT A FINGA"

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  8. what about full metal jacket?

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  9. What about Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban, where harry says "he was their friend, and he betrayed them..... HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!"

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  10. What about "WHAT'S MY NAME" from Shaft ?

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  11. Scarface number one? what a load.

    What about Planet of the apes?

    You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

    or

    It's a mad house. A mad house!

    or the classic

    Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

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  12. Come on this list cannot be complete with out Gary Oldamn in Leon (aka the professional)

    I told you.
    Benny,
    bring me everyone.

    What do you mean, "everyone"?

    EVERYONE!

    Top line.

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  13. "Beat me, bite me, whip me, f_ck me, cum all over my tits and tell me that you love me, then in the morning, get the f_ck out!!!" Wasn't said in any movie that I know of. But should be!!!

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  14. What about "ram my @ss pedro" from The Anal Gardener.

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  15. What about "Get in the back of the van!"Withnail and I?

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  16. STELLA!!!!!!!

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  17. GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. what about Rorschach in "Watchmen"

    "im not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"

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  19. "GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!"

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  20. DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -Rorschach

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  21. bettlejuice, bettlejuice bettlejuice..
    that home a lone kid when he put on the after chave,
    BACK TO THE FUTUREEEEEEEEE
    mmm i thinnk iam stock in the eighties LOL

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  22. What about "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!"?

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  23. How about a "Top Ten Greatest Samuel L Jackson Screaming Lines" list?

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  24. you guys are retards, just because you like am movie doesn't mean it should get a nod.
    These lines are iconic and therefore deserve to be on the list. Idiots.

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  25. Any line from Snakes on a Plane should not be on this list...Snakes on a Plane... really? REALLY?

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  26. Willem Dafoe - The Boondock Saints

    "There was a fire fight!"

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  27. What about: Ooh, i love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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  28. Or what about: Thats what she said!!

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  29. ENGLISH MOTHA F***A DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

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