Most people really underestimate the power of screaming. People who scream a lot are the most successful people on this planet because they know how frightened most people are of screaming. If you learn to scream a lot, you can get anything you want in this world. Women use their screaming in a different way to get ahead in life but the principle idea is the same.
#10 "Get'em A Body Bag!" (The Karate Kid) - I think it's tragic that this lined isn't used more by sports announcers today. Granted, Marv Albert's "serves up the facial" is awesome" but every Lebron dunk should be followed by this mantastic sound bite.
#9 "Here's Johnny!" (The Shining) - It's a shame that this moment didn't lead to Jack Nicholson replacing Ed McMahon on the tonight show. Come to think of it, why the hell did Jack Nicholson never have his own late night talk show period.
#8 "I'm Tired Of These Mother F*cking Snakes On This Mother F*cking Plane!" (Snakes On A Plane) - One of the greatest screaming lines in the illustrious screaming career of Samuel L. Jackson.
#7 "Khaaaaan!" (Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan) - Next to his constant battle with space hemroids, this is the only time James T. Kirk ever lost his cool during his illustrious career as captain of the Starship Enterprise.
#6 "Give Me Back My Son!" (Ransom) - A screaming line so awesome that it made a lot of people go see one of Mel Gibson's worst movies ever.
#5 "This Is Sparta!" (300) - They should play this soundbite at every bar every single night at 1:00 am so the men can get re-energized to convince marginally attractive women to go home and sleep with them.
#4 "Yes They Deserve To Die And I Hope They Burn In Hell!" (A Time To Kill) - It's the screaming line that Samuel Jackson was born to say.'
#3 "I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore!" (Network) - I find screaming this line is extremely useful during moments of extreme constipation.
#2 "You Can't Handle Truth!" (A Few Good Men) - How appropriate is it that Jack Nicholson screamed this line to the master of Scientology.
#1 "Say Hello To My Little Friend!" (Scarface) - This is perfect line for almost any screaming situation unless you're a man who is about to engage in sexual activity with a woman.
what about Rooby Rod (cris tucker) in 5th element? surely he deserves a nod for his screaming count down?
ReplyDeleteWhat about Darth Vader at the end of episode 3?
ReplyDeleteNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What About the line in BraveHeart when William Wallace is getting killed "Freedom" or "Good Morning Vietnam!"
ReplyDelete"Show me the money" ?!!!
ReplyDeleteHow about Gary Oldman's cry of "EVERYONE!!!" in "Leon the Professional"?
ReplyDeleteAlso missing "SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!" from Pulp Fiction.
ReplyDeletewhat about in a christmas story where that kids dad yells "NOT A FINGA"
ReplyDeletewhat about full metal jacket?
ReplyDeleteWhat about Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban, where harry says "he was their friend, and he betrayed them..... HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!"
ReplyDeleteWhat about "WHAT'S MY NAME" from Shaft ?
ReplyDeleteScarface number one? what a load.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Planet of the apes?
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
or
It's a mad house. A mad house!
or the classic
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
Come on this list cannot be complete with out Gary Oldamn in Leon (aka the professional)
ReplyDeleteI told you.
Benny,
bring me everyone.
What do you mean, "everyone"?
EVERYONE!
Top line.
"Beat me, bite me, whip me, f_ck me, cum all over my tits and tell me that you love me, then in the morning, get the f_ck out!!!" Wasn't said in any movie that I know of. But should be!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat about "ram my @ss pedro" from The Anal Gardener.
ReplyDeleteWhat about "Get in the back of the van!"Withnail and I?
ReplyDeleteSTELLA!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGET TO THE CHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewhat about Rorschach in "Watchmen"
ReplyDelete"im not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"
"GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!"
ReplyDeleteDO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete-Rorschach
bettlejuice, bettlejuice bettlejuice..
ReplyDeletethat home a lone kid when he put on the after chave,
BACK TO THE FUTUREEEEEEEEE
mmm i thinnk iam stock in the eighties LOL
What about "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!"?
ReplyDeleteHow about a "Top Ten Greatest Samuel L Jackson Screaming Lines" list?
ReplyDeleteyou guys are retards, just because you like am movie doesn't mean it should get a nod.
ReplyDeleteThese lines are iconic and therefore deserve to be on the list. Idiots.
Any line from Snakes on a Plane should not be on this list...Snakes on a Plane... really? REALLY?
ReplyDeleteWillem Dafoe - The Boondock Saints
ReplyDelete"There was a fire fight!"
What about: Ooh, i love the smell of napalm in the morning.
ReplyDeleteOr what about: Thats what she said!!
ReplyDeleteENGLISH MOTHA F***A DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
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